1 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,877 [barking] 2 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,546 You're being very foolish, Sister Bertrille. 3 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:13,032 We've been taking the children to Dr. Paredes for years, 4 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:14,513 and not one of them has ever complained 5 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:15,953 about being hurt. 6 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,429 That's because they have baby teeth, 7 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,429 and adult teeth hurt like--like the dickens. 8 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:22,691 A shot of Novocain and you won't feel a thing. 9 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,475 Of course, I've never been to him personally, 10 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,869 but from what I hear he's very skillful. 11 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,133 See, what they do is they swab the gum 12 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:31,396 with some solution that freezes the area, 13 00:01:31,569 --> 00:01:33,089 so even the needle doesn't hurt. 14 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,397 From then on there's nothing to it. 15 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,883 Your jaw freezes and he can hack away 16 00:01:38,054 --> 00:01:39,064 while you relax. 17 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,667 Oh, do you want something, Sister Ana? 18 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:45,542 I would like to ask you a question. 19 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:46,804 Mmm-hmm. 20 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:48,366 Who are you talking to? 21 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:49,853 Oh, Sister... 22 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,545 Sister Bertrille. 23 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:56,943 I'm up here. 24 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,772 What are you doing up there? 25 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,075 Just trying something out and it works. 26 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,082 When I'm up here, my tooth doesn't hurt. 27 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,044 See, doesn't hurt. 28 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,343 Well, you can't spend 29 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:08,778 your whole life up there, can you? 30 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:12,654 Well, can you? 31 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,088 I'm thinking it over. 32 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:29,975 Just give it a try, Reverend Mother. It's drip-dry, 33 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,720 and it's the rage now in the States. 34 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,330 We call it the minihabit. 35 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,421 No, thank you, Se�orQuesada. 36 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:36,680 I will leave it with you on consignment. 37 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:37,942 You can think about it 38 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:38,944 until I come back this afternoon 39 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,455 with the rest of your order. 40 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:42,158 You would be wasting your time, senor. 41 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,726 [knock on door] [Reverend Mother] Come in. 42 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,643 You wanted to see me, Reverend Mother? 43 00:02:46,817 --> 00:02:47,947 Yes, Sister Bertrille. 44 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:51,134 That will be all, thank you, senor. 45 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,871 What do you think of this little number, huh, Sister? 46 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,612 Oh, wow, that's really cool. 47 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,263 Sister Bertrille. I mean, it seems 48 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,127 that it would be very cool in the warm weather. 49 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,608 There, you see? 50 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:03,438 Good day, Se�orQuesada. 51 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:06,528 Well, until this afternoon, Reverend Mother. 52 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,275 [sighing] 53 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:13,190 If persistence is a virtue, then Se�orQuesada 54 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:17,407 must be the most virtuous salesman in all of Puerto Rico. 55 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,068 Uh, is there something 56 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,722 you wanted to see me about, Reverend Mother? Auch. 57 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,637 That is what I wanted to see you about. 58 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,902 Our morning prayers were regularly punctuated 59 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,595 by the sound you just made. 60 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:31,692 I'll try to pray more quietly in the future. Mm. 61 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:34,173 You have a toothache. 62 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,004 Well, a little pain never hurt anybody. 63 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:40,262 Hmm. I want you to see Dr. Paredes as soon as possible. 64 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,657 [Jacqueline] While Sister Bertrille was making 65 00:03:41,829 --> 00:03:43,179 [honking] 66 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,093 her painful journey to the dentist, 67 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:48,268 an old friend of ours arrived at Convent San Tanco. 68 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,315 Father Lundigan is a professional psychologist. 69 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:54,972 His last visit with us was rather traumatic for him. 70 00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,797 He came to the conclusion 71 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:59,585 that he had landed in a convent full of demented nuns, 72 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,941 because we believed Sister Bertrille could fly. 73 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,941 Until he saw her fly, 74 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,993 and then came to the conclusion that he was demented. 75 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,679 After a year's therapy, he returned. 76 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,378 He couldn't have picked a worse day. 77 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,166 What happened at the dentist's office 78 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:17,301 would send him back to therapy for another year. 79 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,999 Oh, Reverend Mother. Sister Bertrille. 80 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,567 How are you? Carlos. 81 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,014 Se�orRamirez. What are you doing here? 82 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,880 Waiting for the dentist. What do you think? 83 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,402 Well, if-- if the doctor's busy, 84 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,225 I'll come back next month. 85 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:34,323 Next week? 86 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,281 What about tomorrow? 87 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,450 We'll wait till he's free. 88 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:42,799 What's the matter, Sister? You got a little toothache? 89 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,238 You wouldn't call it a little toothache 90 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,164 if it were in your head. Mhm. 91 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:48,419 Aren't you the one that always tells me, 92 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:51,162 "Give until it hurts"? 93 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:57,252 Good morning, Reverend Mother, Sister, Carlos. 94 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,297 How are you doctor? How is your wife? 95 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,213 Oh, I'm expecting word from the hospital any minute. 96 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,959 Dr. Paredes, is your wife ill? 97 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,479 She's fine. 98 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,053 I'm the one who's not feeling so good. 99 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,919 We're having a baby. 100 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:10,751 Your wife is having a baby and you're not at the hospital? 101 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,139 Oh, well, that's terrible. 102 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,752 Listen, I'll come back some other time. 103 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,452 No, no, Mrs. Paredes insists I take care of my patients 104 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,270 until the last possible moment. 105 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:19,838 Come, Carlos, I believe you're next. 106 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:22,185 Oh, no, no, no. I believe that Sister Bertrille's 107 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,845 need is greater than mine. She can go first. 108 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,539 Oh, well, I know what a busy man you are, I... 109 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,416 This is my day off. You go first. 110 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,849 You can even have my lollipop. Here. 111 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,896 Thanks a lot. 112 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:38,336 Doctor, she needs reassurance. 113 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,432 She's--She's really very frightened. 114 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,731 Perhaps you'd like to come in with her? 115 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:44,337 Oh, thank you. Yes. 116 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,352 Just sit down, please. 117 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,314 What are you doing? 118 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,494 This is just to protect your clothing. 119 00:05:56,659 --> 00:05:57,749 Protect it? From what? 120 00:05:57,922 --> 00:05:59,582 Now you must relax. 121 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,270 Mmm. 122 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,448 Now, which tooth is it? 123 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:05,024 [mumbling] 124 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:07,500 Open wide, please. 125 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,111 You're not gonna touch it, are you? 126 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,671 It's very sensitive. 127 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,328 How am I going to examine it without touching it? 128 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:14,773 Isn't there some other way? 129 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:16,379 I'll try. 130 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:19,470 Sister Bertrille, you must stop acting like a child. 131 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:21,512 Yes, ma'am. 132 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:23,863 [groans] 133 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,515 Now, open wide. 134 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:31,039 Yeah. That's a nasty cavity. I'll have to fill it. 135 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,906 Oh! Then we'd better make an appointment... 136 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,308 Sister Bertrille! She is a rather 137 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:35,481 difficult patient, isn't she? 138 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:39,216 Not difficult. Impossible. 139 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,969 May I suggest a technique 140 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:44,269 that is very effective for this type of patient? 141 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,709 [Carlos] You hypnotized her? 142 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,575 Amazing! 143 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:53,457 I've never seen her so quiet for so long. 144 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,720 You are a miracle-worker, Doctor. 145 00:06:55,893 --> 00:06:57,683 Reverend Mother, isn't he just... 146 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,032 Doctor? 147 00:07:01,203 --> 00:07:02,773 She's under, too. 148 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,694 Oh, no. How come? 149 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,340 She must be very suggestible. It happens sometimes. 150 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,985 I'd better bring them both out of it. 151 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,298 No, no, no. Wait a minute. 152 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,484 Can you do a post-hypnotic suggestion? 153 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,310 Carlos, I'm a dentist, not a nightclub performer. 154 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,440 Too bad. 155 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:22,053 It would be great if you can make Sister Bertrille 156 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:23,534 behave more like a nun. 157 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:26,144 But if you cannot do it, you cannot do it. 158 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,395 I didn't say I couldn't. 159 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,058 If I wanted to, 160 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,802 I could make her act like the Reverend Mother. 161 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,323 No. Yes. 162 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,056 And I could make the Reverend Mother 163 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,587 act like Sister Bertrille. 164 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,200 That I don't believe. Oh? Wait. 165 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,070 Just to humor you, 166 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:43,382 I'll do just one trick and then take them out of it. 167 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,030 Watch this. 168 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,823 Sister Bertrille, you will awake and feel fine 169 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,300 until you hear the word "red." 170 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,391 When you do, you will act like the Reverend Mother. 171 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,042 And, Reverend Mother, when you hear the word "red," 172 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,606 you will behave like Sister Bertrille. 173 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:04,534 You will awaken at the count of three. 174 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:05,751 One, two, three. 175 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,714 [moans] 176 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:11,489 Carlos, who let you in? Well, I... 177 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,445 Doctor, I-- I'm terribly sorry. 178 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:14,893 I'm afraid I dozed off. 179 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,059 Oh, that's quite all right, Reverend Mother. 180 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,585 Uh, you did look a bit weary. 181 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:21,679 In fact, your eyes are quite red. 182 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,678 [exclaiming] 183 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,993 Hey, Carlos, that's a crazy suit you're wearing. 184 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,680 Isn't it, Sister Bertrille? 185 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,948 I find it a bit garish myself. 186 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,251 Do you not have something a bit more conservative 187 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,727 in your wardrobe, Se�orRamirez? 188 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,260 Incredible. 189 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,870 How long could this last? 190 00:08:44,044 --> 00:08:46,574 Until the post-hypnotic suggestion is removed. 191 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:50,233 Well, enough of this. Sleep. Sleep. 192 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:53,619 When you awake, you will feel fine and then... 193 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:54,844 [phone ringing] 194 00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:57,752 Oh, boy, that must be the hospital. 195 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,838 Dr. Paredes here. Yeah? 196 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,318 Yeah. 197 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,498 Yes, I'll be right over. 198 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,634 My wife is in labor! 199 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,587 Please forgive me, but I must go. 200 00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:11,196 Dr. Paredes, the Reverend Mother 201 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,936 and Sister Bertrille, they are still under. 202 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,337 Yes, yes, of course. 203 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,600 Madre Mia, I'm losing my mind. 204 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,693 When I snap my finger, 205 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,475 you will awaken feeling refreshed. 206 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,261 One, two, three. Awaken. 207 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,093 Is it all over? It's all over. 208 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,436 Well, there, you see. There was nothing to fear. 209 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,226 Forgive me for not visiting, ladies, 210 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,050 but I must drive over to the hospital. 211 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,668 My wife is in labor. 212 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:42,837 I can't drive to the hospital. 213 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,847 Why not? I don't have a car. 214 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,669 I'll drive you. 215 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,017 So, how have things 216 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,886 been going with you, Father Lundigan? 217 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,067 Well, if you recall, after I visited here last year 218 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,554 I was a little rocky. 219 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,285 So were we. 220 00:09:57,466 --> 00:10:01,166 But after nine months with Dr. Cooper, my analyst, 221 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,729 I think my id 222 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:05,606 has finally come to basic grips with my ego, 223 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:08,389 thus controlling my disorientation. 224 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:12,444 And how are things at San Tanco? 225 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,572 Oh, because of Sister Bertrille, 226 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,094 they're a bit up in the air right now. 227 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,005 How--How do you mean that exactly? 228 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,143 Reverend Mother has had to take her to the dentist. 229 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:24,576 I'm afraid Sister Bertrille is a bit of a scaredy-cat. 230 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:27,414 Yes. A common phobia, 231 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,803 sometimes atavistic in its origin. 232 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:33,677 Her anxiety reactions feed upon themselves 233 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,240 and in so doing, 234 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,717 heighten her internal conflict. 235 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:38,988 What does that mean? 236 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,420 She's a scaredy-cat. 237 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,902 Well, what brings you here, Father Lundigan? 238 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,518 Actually, I'm on a tour of various convents 239 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,649 to report on mental health. 240 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:49,782 Whose? 241 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,092 Pardon? 242 00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:58,215 Last time, my wife was in labor for 24 hours. 243 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,046 If you are so good, 244 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,404 why don't you hypnotize her 245 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,573 and make her believe it is tomorrow? 246 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,269 Her I could hypnotize, 247 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:08,486 but an unborn baby is a very difficult subject. 248 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,628 Good heavens. 249 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,980 What is it? In the excitement, 250 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,200 I forgot to remove the post-hypnotic suggestion. 251 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,760 You are not talking about 252 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,107 the Reverend Mother and Sister Bertrille? 253 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,326 Yes. But you did 254 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,384 bring them out of their trance. 255 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,290 I know, but the post-hypnotic suggestion, 256 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,816 it will still operate. 257 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,639 You are not serious? I am serious. 258 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,518 Every time they hear the word "red," 259 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,871 Sister Bertrille will assume 260 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,780 the personality of the Reverend Mother. 261 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,825 Oh, that's nothing to worry about. 262 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,480 And the Reverend Mother will assume 263 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,224 the personality of Sister Bertrille. 264 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,829 That's something to worry about. 265 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:54,062 Oh, Sister Jacqueline, that dentist is really the end. 266 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,925 An hour in his office is like a week in the country. 267 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,276 You've just got to go to him. 268 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,195 Well, he sounds divine, 269 00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,680 but I haven't got a cavity in my mouth. 270 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,720 Well, then eat more candy. 271 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,065 Am I exaggerating, Reverend Mother? 272 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,727 Well, Dr. Paredes certainly does have a great talent 273 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,432 for inspiring confidence in people. 274 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,730 Actually, Sister Jacqueline, 275 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,997 I was so relaxed that I think I fell asleep. 276 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,831 [Lundigan] Reverend Mother. 277 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,739 Father Lundigan, I--I didn't know you were visiting us. 278 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,175 I was just going to let you know. 279 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,661 Uh, well, how nice to see you again. 280 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,142 It's good to be back, I hope. 281 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,712 How did it go at the dentist, Sister Bertrille? 282 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,530 Oh, it was a breeze. 283 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,138 Reverend Mother, I should like a chat with you 284 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:35,408 at your earliest convenience. 285 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,100 [bell ringing] 286 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,538 Well, I'll be late for class if I don't fly. 287 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,891 That is the reason I came back to San Tanco, Mother Superior. 288 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,808 To observe Sister Jacqueline's class? 289 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,903 Oh, no. 290 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,032 Don't you recall my visit about a year ago? 291 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,595 Do we? You ran out of here like gangbusters. 292 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,693 Oh, Sister Bertrille means 293 00:12:55,862 --> 00:13:00,872 that your, uh, departure was, uh, somewhat precipitous. 294 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,131 That was part of the disorientation 295 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,744 to my hallucinations. I beg your pardon. 296 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,995 Actually, I'm paraphrasing Dr. Cooper's analysis 297 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:12,098 of why I thought I saw Sister Bertrille flying. 298 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:15,579 I have studied a good deal of related material since then 299 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,621 and I'm persuaded Cooper is correct. 300 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,238 Sister Bertrille cannot, of course, actually fly. 301 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,240 Well... I'm convinced of this, 302 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,502 from the case histories that I've read. 303 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,594 Doc Cooper must be a real ding-a-ling. 304 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,468 I--I beg your pardon. 305 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,339 She means his veracity is open to, uh, question. 306 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,692 What? 307 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,692 Look, I--I don't think I understand. 308 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,905 Uh, Father, you have got the right place, 309 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,825 but you got the wrong nun. 310 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,351 The wrong nun? Right. 311 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:53,615 I'm the one who does the flying around here. 312 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,319 [exhaling] 313 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,723 I find this conduct most unbecoming. 314 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,851 Oh, fiddle-de-dee! 315 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,550 Will you call up... 316 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,773 Se�orQuesada for me? 317 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:21,123 I wanna talk to him about, uh, those crazy minihabits. 318 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,874 T-T-Taxi! Taxi! 319 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,653 I have to call the auto club. Why would you want... 320 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,827 Won't it be faster if you change it yourself? 321 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,483 Yeah, it would be faster, 322 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,697 except that I have the same problem with my spare tire 323 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,007 that you had with your car. 324 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,752 What is it? 325 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:41,923 I don't have one. 326 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,577 I'm convinced, Your Excellency, 327 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,498 that things are even worse here now with the Sisters 328 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,594 than they were a year ago. 329 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,903 Then it was Sister Bertrille that thought she could fly. 330 00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,071 But now, the Reverend Mother, 331 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,858 suffering from an over-developed 332 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,913 wish-fulfillment syndrome, 333 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,819 actually believes she can fly, too. 334 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:13,295 I feel the situation is an emergency and requires immediate attention 335 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,257 before the idea spreads to the whole convent. 336 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,566 And... Okay, toss it up. 337 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,739 [whooping] 338 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,749 Jump high. Move it around, all right? 339 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,192 Play, play! Let's go! 340 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,322 [whooping] 341 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,323 [Reverend Mother exclaiming] 342 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,795 Let's hustle it up a little, huh? 343 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,200 Hi, there. 344 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,240 Time out, team. 345 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,545 Hi, there, Se�orQuesada. 346 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,123 Uh, bring your order book? 347 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,600 You changed your mind? You wish to order something? 348 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:46,900 Mmm-hmm. 349 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,816 Minihabits. Those crazy minihabits. 350 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,862 Minihabits? But this morning you said... 351 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,558 Well, a girl's entitled to change her mind, isn't she? 352 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,866 Minihabits for everybody! 353 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,523 Yes--Yes, ma'am. 354 00:15:58,696 --> 00:15:59,866 Sizes, please? 355 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,046 You gotta ask the girls. 356 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,011 Okay. 357 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,789 What size are you? 358 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,234 I hardly see how that concerns you. 359 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,532 The Reverend Mother is ordering 360 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,318 minihabits for everybody. 361 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,063 I find that hard to believe. 362 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:17,154 Oh, Sister Bertrille, they're real cool. 363 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:21,814 Personally, I find them in exceedingly poor taste. 364 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,461 Sister, please, don't ruin the sale for me. 365 00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,554 I'm a poor man. 366 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,592 Quiet, young man. 367 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,808 Frankly, I am shocked at your choice. 368 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,079 We've worn these habits since the turn of the century 369 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,252 and I see no reason why we should not wear them 370 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,778 into the next century. 371 00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:38,081 That's 'cause you're an old fuddy-duddy. 372 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,958 I shall pretend I never heard that remark. 373 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,574 Did you notice the Reverend Mother's 374 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,483 impression of Wilt Chamberlain? 375 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,788 It's like she found the fountain pen of youth. 376 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,185 Fountain is sufficient. More than sufficient. 377 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:55,799 If she acts any younger I'm really gonna get worried. 378 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,231 Oh, Sister Bertrille, 379 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,017 you're just the person I wanted to see. 380 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,672 Have you noticed how strange 381 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,235 the Reverend Mother is acting lately? 382 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:03,942 I certainly have. 383 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,899 And I find her behavior most unbecoming. 384 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,769 [laughing] 385 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,420 That amuses you? 386 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,294 Stop it, Sister Bertrille. She's liable to hear you. 387 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,339 Who is liable to hear me? 388 00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:19,693 [laughs] 389 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,654 Now look, if you want to do imitations, 390 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:24,433 try Bette Davis. It's safer. 391 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,868 I should think you ought to have better things to do 392 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,046 then stand around like cackling hens. 393 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,623 Now if you will excuse me, 394 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,229 I'm going to the chapel for meditation and prayer. 395 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,235 Let's all say a little prayer. 396 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,409 I think we're in a lot of trouble. 397 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,585 That kid's ready for the laughing ranch. 398 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,021 Funny farm. 399 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,937 It's not so funny, anything about it. 400 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,332 I don't know what's going on, 401 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,466 but I think I'm going to try consulting an expert. 402 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:01,523 In my opinion, Your Excellency, there is only one person 403 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:06,169 who can be left in charge of this very sick convent 404 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,346 and that is Sister Jacqueline. 405 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,442 [knock on door] 406 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,700 Y-Yes? 407 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,918 May I speak to you, Father? Please. 408 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,373 Uh, Father Lundigan, 409 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,590 have you had an opportunity to observe 410 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,669 the Reverend Mother and Sister Bertrille 411 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,498 since you've arrived? I have. 412 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,287 Well, did you... 413 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:39,032 Uh, did they seem all right to you? 414 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,465 That depends. 415 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,381 By "all right," do you mean normal? 416 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:44,727 Yes. No. 417 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,166 Pardon? 418 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,082 I mean, the fact that the Reverend Mother 419 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,827 thinks she can fly doesn't strike me as normal. 420 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,569 You heard her say she can fly? 421 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,220 I not only heard her, 422 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:58,184 I saw her flapping her arms like an oversized seagull. 423 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:02,454 Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard. 424 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,579 Well, I'm certainly glad to hear you say that, Sister. 425 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,012 Of course! 426 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,968 The only one who can fly is Sister Bertrille. 427 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,898 Strike that last paragraph. 428 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,769 Sister, for the past year 429 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,461 I've been undergoing 430 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,378 a thorough analysis with Dr. Cooper. 431 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:27,694 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Father. 432 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,042 Well, I certainly hope 433 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,041 that he's been of some help to you. 434 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,823 Oh, uh, some. 435 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,387 What I appear to be suffering from 436 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,525 is a post-hallucinatory suggestion 437 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:42,309 that's motivated by a wish-fantasy fulfillment. 438 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,835 What does that mean? I see things. 439 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,009 Oh. 440 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,006 Well, perhaps you should see a psychiatrist. 441 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,499 Dr. Cooper is a psychiatrist. 442 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,720 Oh. 443 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,369 Well... 444 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,334 What exactly is it that you see? 445 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,636 I see you. 446 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:04,549 Me? In your dreams? 447 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:07,765 I'm not sure if it's a dream or a nightmare. 448 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,905 When I left here last year, Sister, 449 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,209 when I looked out the window of the plane, 450 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,257 I--I thought I saw you 451 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,042 flying alongside the plane. 452 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,997 Oh, dear, dear, dear. 453 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,959 You do need help. 454 00:20:23,134 --> 00:20:26,364 Hey, Sister Bertrille, I wanna talk to you. 455 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,138 Oh, hi, Father. Catch! 456 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,967 I wanna talk to you about our basketball team. 457 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,275 Now look, either we gotta get more height, 458 00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,022 or you gotta lower the baskets. 459 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,413 Reverend Mother, 460 00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,497 what is it that you are wearing? 461 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,106 Huh? 462 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,156 Oh, this is my new minihabit. It's real cool, huh? 463 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,163 As a matter of fact, it's such a nice day, 464 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,545 I think I'll just zoom over to San Juan 465 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,078 and see what's grooving over there. 466 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,122 Maybe I'd better drive over with you. 467 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,257 Oh, who's driving? I'm flying. 468 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,527 Oh, Dr. Cooper. 469 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,879 I'm convinced that the situation here 470 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,659 has completely disintegrated. 471 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,583 Sister Bertrille's flying frustration 472 00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:16,749 appears to have infected the Reverend Mother. 473 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:20,147 And in a-- in a post-schizoid development, 474 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:24,542 Sister Bertrille is emulating the Reverend Mother. 475 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,418 And I'm also convinced 476 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,239 the only solution 477 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,637 is to turn this convent into a sanitarium, 478 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,682 and, finally, 479 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:37,467 before they regress to a violent phase, I'm leaving. 480 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:41,869 Father Lundigan, don't leave us, please. 481 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,739 Are you kidding? 482 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,086 Please, where is the Reverend Mother 483 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,217 and Sister Bertrille? 484 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,659 We must find them immediately. 485 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,185 Well, they're in no condition to see anyone. 486 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,579 Oh, please tell us. Are they acting strange? 487 00:21:59,753 --> 00:22:01,583 Weird would be a better description. 488 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,925 Somebody must have said the word "red." 489 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,235 What? The key word. 490 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:06,671 I hypnotized them 491 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,147 and gave them a post-hypnotic suggestion 492 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,367 and forgot to remove it. 493 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:11,766 Oh. 494 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,379 Oh? 495 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,989 Oh! 496 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:16,509 Let's go. 497 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,768 Reverend Mother, come down from there immediately. 498 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,558 I just wanna fly once around the island. 499 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,082 Reverend Mother, enough of this nonsense. 500 00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,425 Reverend Mother, get down. 501 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:28,776 Reverend Mother, please, I must have a word with you. 502 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:33,306 Later, Doc, I'm off into the wild blue yonder. 503 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,662 If you're going up in the wild blue yonder 504 00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:37,052 [exclaiming] 505 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,915 you'll need a key to start your airplane. 506 00:22:39,096 --> 00:22:40,706 Who needs an airplane? 507 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,931 Oh, it's a very important key. 508 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:48,110 Look at it very carefully, watch it, and sleep. 509 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:49,849 Sleep. 510 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,460 That's fine. 511 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:54,981 Now, when I count to three, you will awaken 512 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,846 and not recall anything 513 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,587 you have done in the last six hours. 514 00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:02,508 You will be exactly as you were. 515 00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,425 One, two, three. 516 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,820 Wake up! 517 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:08,037 [gasping] 518 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,690 What am I doing up here? 519 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,427 Let me help you, Reverend Mother. 520 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,128 It's my wife's fault. 521 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,915 She--She had a baby and... 522 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:19,180 Dr. Paredes, now, what are you doing here at the convent? 523 00:23:19,354 --> 00:23:21,664 You can read about it in his memoirs. 524 00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,575 [Jacqueline] Adios,Dr. Paredes. 525 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,320 And if I have to come to your office, I'll take Novocain. 526 00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,882 Merciful Father. 527 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,018 [stuttering] 528 00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:33,191 Why am I wearing this thing? 529 00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:34,758 What--What happened was... 530 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:36,715 Here are the other habits, Reverend Mother. 531 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,853 What other habits? 532 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:40,376 How dare you take advantage 533 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,459 of the Reverend Mother in her condition. 534 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,158 Have you all gone mad? 535 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,465 May I make a suggestion? 536 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,172 Yes, Sister Jacqueline. 537 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:52,209 Why don't we all come inside and have a nice cup of tea. 538 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:04,793 It has? Oh, thank you. 539 00:24:05,661 --> 00:24:06,881 His plane took off. 540 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:08,364 Oh, no. 541 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:10,454 It's bad enough he thinks I can't fly, 542 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:12,633 but now he thinks the Reverend Mother can fly. 543 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,149 Oh, what's the Bishop gonna think 544 00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:15,802 when he gets Father Lundigan's report? 545 00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:17,366 You know what I think? 546 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:18,813 I think you better do something about it, 547 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,239 if you know what I mean. 548 00:24:20,415 --> 00:24:21,675 Right. 549 00:24:27,378 --> 00:24:30,688 And my only regret is 550 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:34,170 Sigmund Freud wasn't alive to see it. 551 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:42,351 Bye. 552 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,930 Coffee, tea or milk? 553 00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:02,407 No. 554 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,848 But could you force some brandy down my throat? 555 00:25:05,898 --> 00:25:10,448 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0